Romance

Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss

• Kiss on the hand - I adore you
• Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be friends
• Kiss on the neck - I want you
• Kiss on the lips - I love you
• Kiss on the ears - I am just playing
• Kiss anywhere else - Lets not get carried away
• Look in your eyes - Kiss me
• Playing with your hair - I can't live without you
• Hand on your waist - I love you to much to let you go

Article 2: The Three Steps

• Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
• Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
• Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3: The Commandments

• Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
• Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
• Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

Remember

A peach is a peach - A plum is a plum,

A kiss isn't a kiss - Without some tongue.

So open up your mouth close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!

A Few Reasons Why Guys Like Girls

• They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
• The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
• How cute they look when they sleep
• The ease in which they fit into our arms
• The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
• How cute they are when they eat
• The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
• Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
• The way they look good no matter what they wear
• The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
• How cute they are when they argue
• The way her hand always finds yours
• The way they smile
• The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
• The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
• The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
• The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
• Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
• The way they fall into your arms when they cry
• Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
• The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
• Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!
• The way they say "I miss you"
• The way you miss them
• The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.