Story Morry

Story No 01

Three fastest means of communication:

1. Telephone

2. Television

3. Tell-a-woman

Story No 02

One day, DUREX complained to KOTEX: "Every time u work, I gotta 7 days off!

"KOTEX retorted: "Whenever u make a mistake during work, I gotta take 9 months leave".

Story No 03

A man called his...

4th wife - Baby doll

3rd wife - China doll

2nd wife - Barbie doll

1st wife - Guess What? - Panadol

Story No 04

Friends are like underwear, always near you.

Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you.

Best friends are like Viagra, lift you up when you are down.

Story No 05

Man tell MP: My son's a drug addict, my daughter's a prostitute, and my wife's a gambler.

MP: Isn't there anything positive in your family?

Man: Yes, I am HIV positive