AS AN EMPLOYEE

• the biggest motivation is salary
• the unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment
• the most "shiok" thing is you don't work anyhow also get pay increment
• the greatest talent is "carry big stuff"
• the greatest mistake is to argue with your boss
• the most demoralizing thing is to receive salary late
• the most pitiful thing is you did not get your salary and your boss ran away
• the most happiest thing is you become your boss' boss
• the most cleverest thing is you are late but boss doesn't know
• the stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy
• the most common thing is boss says something but means another
• the most proudest thing is you sack your boss
• the most "rugi" thing is you work hard but your colleague takes the credit
• the most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake
• the biggest satisfaction - sending e-mail like this during office hours!!! hehehe...